Skunk in the road

So Brenda and I are drivin' along when we get that unmistakable odor of a dead skunk. Being of a 10 year old mindset, I immediately said "I one it". Brenda didn't even look up, or smile or anything but just said in a monotone... "I'm not eatin' it".

Brenda is so lucky I am "handy".

I am writing this to be an encouragement to the wives who think their husbands  are too slow to "fix stuff".  Brenda was just sharing with a lady at our house that I had repaired an old lamp she had.  She picked it up from the "dump".  If you're old enough you will know about "dump picking".  Anyway, I fixed it a few months ago.  She "dump picked" it with Grandma Combs right after we were married in 1971.  So it only me took a bit over 40 years to get it done.  Brenda is so lucky I am "handy".